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Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Beginners
UPDATED NOVEMBER 1, 2019
The Aneros Eupho Syn wins the Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Beginners with a 79% critic score in our Moan-O-Meter.
A slim, firm, plastic rod wrapped in soft, smooth silicone, its petite size allows for easy insertion–a high priority for those just entering the arena of anal play. Professional critic He’s Naked notes the Aneros Eupho Syn poses “absolutely no problems making its way into even the tightest butt out there.” Users and critics also praise it for the ergonomic design and its ability to provide hands-free orgasms.
Aneros Eupho Syn
Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Beginners
Critics Consensus
Critics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces.
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Users and critics praise the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ability to stimulate the prostate with a unique soft/hard design. “The stiffness allows for really direct prostate stimulation but with the silicone it really feels more like a finger stroking than a sex toy,” said a professional sex toy reviewer at LTASEX. Body-safe and phthalate-free, the Eupho Syn’s silicone coating provides a seamless, velvety feel.
Two bulbs make the Aneros Eupho Syn pleasurable to insert, and the handles, meant to provide perineum stimulation, are effective at providing stability so the massager stays in place. The silicone coating over the plastic form provides a smooth feel and with adequate amounts of lube most users will find that it slides in effortlessly.
Aneros Peridise
Best Budget Plastic Prostate Massager For Beginners
Bargain shopper buyers rejoice! You get two toys for the price of one when purchasing the Aneros Peridise. Start with the smaller and then graduate to the larger one. The most commented feature of the Peridise is the way it quivers inside the body once inserted. Reviewers report that this unique feature is thanks, in part, to the toy’s design which is meant to stimulate the peristalsis response from the body (a series of wave-like muscle contractions associated with the digestive tract). Once inserted, the Peridise begins to move back and forth, stimulating the anal walls and prostate (or G-spot for the ladies).
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Aneros Helix Trident
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The Helix Syn Trident is an updated version of Aneros’ previous model (the Helix Syn). The Helix Syn Trident maintains the same classic Aneros design but offers a smaller head allowing for more targeted prostate play. Users also enjoy the newly designed perineum tabs which are much “smoother” and provide a steadier, more comfortable amount of pressure, intensifying your climax.
The massager’s small bulbous tip and tell-tale bulge along the neck allow for targeted prostate and sphincter stimulation. Unlike other anal massagers, the Helix Syn Trident isn’t designed for aggressive anal play and doesn’t offer vibration. Instead, users report the “power” behind the Helix is within your own control — that is, clenching and tightening your own sphincter muscles. While this is the toy’s biggest appeal it’s also one of the biggest challenges.
Achieving a prostate orgasm with the Helix Syn Trident takes time, practice, and patience — “requiring a good chunk of time out of your day for this activity,” according to one reviewer. But once mastered, users praise this prostate massager for the build-up of prostate pressure and pleasure it offers as it slowly cajoles your prostate to come out and play.
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Aneros Eupho Syn
Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Beginners
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The Most Outstanding Qualities
Great For Beginners.
First timers will be very impressed with the ease of insertion. Professional critic He’s Naked notes the Aneros Eupho Syn poses “absolutely no problems making its way into even the tightest butt out there.” One reviewer was very excited to share this new experience with her partner: “This was the very, VERY first toy I bought to introduce my boyfriend to prostate/anal play, and boy did it open an ENTIRE new world for the both of us.” Despite its smaller size, reviewers said it provided “the most intense and long-lasting anal fun.”
Ergonomic Design.
Two bulbs make the Aneros Eupho Syn pleasurable to insert, and the handles, meant to provide perineum stimulation, are effective at providing stability so the massager stays in place. He’s Naked, the expert critic, enjoyed the ease of insertion: “The two bulbs feel great passing the sphincter (the opening muscles) and once past those… it slides effortlessly into place and stays there. It has a gentle perineum massager as well, but it is flexible and does not apply a whole lot of pressure. It helps to keep the toy stable once inserted.” The silicone coating over the plastic provides a smooth feel and with adequate amounts of lube most will find that it slides in effortlessly.
Experience Next-Level Orgasms.
The thin shape and gently curved design is subtle yet effective at providing direct p-spot stimulation. The attention to detail is obvious in the sophisticated finish and velvet touch silicone coating, allowing for easy insertion. Many users commented on the thoughtful design and its ability to cause stronger erections and effortless,hands-free orgasms. “When it gets started it’s a hands-free journey of self-f******,” said one user, “filled with multiple Os and full-on bliss that can last as long as you can take it!” Also described as “reality altering,” reviewers and critics agree that this versatile massager is a must-have for your toy collection.
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
It’s a bit pricey.
As a toy best suited for those new to the arena of anal play, the $70+ price tag may seem like a big investment for a first toy. An expert critic at LTASEX agreed the price may be an issue for some: “At $70, the price is a bit higher than one might want to pay. If you like prostate stimulation, I think it’s worth every penny, but it’s definitely high enough to give you pause.”
Requires Practice For The Best Results.
Despite being our top pick for beginners, best results are yielded from a little bit of research and a lot of practice and patience. One reviewer provided a great analogy: “Like fly fishing, it is a simple system that requires some skill from the user to get the best results. Taking the journey to learn the skill is well worth it.”
More Advanced Players May Be Underwhelmed.
One expert critic found this toy underwhelming: “This prostate massager is a petite little thing! It really is just the size of one of my fingers.” Another noted that the characteristics that make it disappointing for those who prefer something more “filling” make the Eupho Syn the perfect intro to anal play: “It does not really feel like I have anything up my butt at all. It would be great for people just beginning to explore anal sex.”
Care And Maintenance
Wash with soap and warm water, or your favorite sex toy cleaner. Air dry completely before storing. Boiling and washing in the dishwasher are not recommended. Store in a pouch or storage box to discourage lint build-up.
Lubricants Safe To Use With This Toy
Water-based or oil-based lubricants only. Silicone-based lubes are not to be used with silicone toys.
Dimensions
- Length – 4.25″
- Insertable Length – 4″
- Girth – 2.75″ around at largest
- Width – .9″ at widest
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Aneros Peridise
Best Budget Plastic Prostate Massager For Beginners
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The Most Outstanding Qualities
Versatile Use
Bargain shopper buyers love that you receive two toys for the price of one, with one reviewer overjoyed that he and his wife can each use one during sex. Designed with a large, rounded head, the Peridise offers both P-spot and G-spot stimulation. Even if you plan to play alone, you can alternate between the two sizes. The smaller massager is perfect for beginners, though some critics argue “there’s not enough length to provide the expected experiences.” Another user disagrees and states that, “The Peridise uses its smaller stature to great effect.”
Quivering Reaction
The Peridise’s most talked-about feature is the way it quivers inside the body once inserted. One user claims to have “experienced immediate satisfaction” and “a pleasurable rhythm the very first time.” Reviewers report that this unique reaction is thanks, in part, to the toy’s design which is meant to stimulate the peristalsis response from the body (a series of wave-like muscle contractions associated with the digestive tract). Once inserted, the Peridise begins to move back and forth, stimulating the anal walls and prostate (or G-spot for the ladies).
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Small Size
The biggest complaint by critics is that the Aneros Peridise is simply too small. Those experienced in prostate and anal play argue that the toy’s 8.5 cm shaft is unimpressive. The good news is, it’s great for beginners! One user said that the Peridise’s petite stature “allows for an easy introduction and comfortable use.” The same reviewer claims, “the smaller the device, the more exquisite the pleasure.” So while some anal play aficianados might be disappointed by the size of the Aneros Peridise, beginners and even couples gush over the toy’s easy insertion and the unique body reactions it causes. Another bonus of the toy’s size is that it allows for easy movement from one sexual position to another.
Dimensions
Advanced toy head: 2.3 cm
Beginner toy head: 1.8 cm
Shaft: 8.5 cm
Handle: 4 cm
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Aneros Helix Trident
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The Helix Syn Trident’s Outstanding Qualities
Comfortable Use and Prolonged Wear
The Helix Syn Trident’s “small and subtle shapes” are what attracts most users willing to give it a chance. Both critics and reviewers admit to being put-off by the Helix’s small size only to be proven wrong after using the toy.
The smooth, silicon material (over the plastic) allows for easy insertion and comfortable, prolonged use and wear. The Helix Syn Trident has no seams, is non-porous, and “virtually indestructible.” Reviewers brag about wearing the Helix Syn Trident for hours at a time, experimenting with different pressure points and intensity using controlled sphincter contractions.
Users describe the initial sensation as a “gentle tickle” that quickly escalates to more obvious, intense pleasure. The smooth, perineum tabs provide “just the right amount of pressure” to intensify the user’s prostate orgasm.
Self-Controlled Play
The Helix Syn Trident puts users in the driver’s seat of their pleasure. Without powered vibration, you’re in complete control of how much pressure is applied to your prostate during play. Using the sphincter muscles and the body’s natural reaction once the Helix Syn Trident is inserted, users can clench and release their muscles to cause a “tickling” sensation on their prostate.
The tighter you clench, the more pressure you feel. Using the sphincter muscles, you can slowly build to climax with small, slow tickles or speed things along using harder, more frequent contractions.
Flaws That May or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Small Size
Many users are hesitant to even give the Helix Syn Trident a go because of its small stature. If you want aggressive anal play and a toy that will “pummel your prostate into orgasm,” the Helix Syn Trident is not that toy. Understanding the purpose of the Helix’s design makes the experience all the more enjoyable. While the small size turns some critics off, it does make for a good beginner toy but only if you’re experienced in controlling your sphincter muscles or willing to put in the time it takes to master the technique.
User-Controlled
While the sphincter-controlled features of the Helix Syn Trident are what users enjoy most, it’s a challenging toy for beginners. Some critics prefer an anal massager that’s bigger in size, curved to make direct contact with the prostate at all times, and one that offers vibration for instant stimulation. Critics report that for a pleasurable experience using the Helix Syn Trident you need strong sphincter muscles and patience. Most users admit that using the Helix Syn takes plenty of practice but that the build-up to the P-spot orgasm is worth the effort.
Dimensions
Tip width: 1.08”
Mid-range width: .95”
Stem to perineum pressure point: 1.75”
Insertable length: 4”
