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Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
UPDATED NOVEMBER 1, 2019
Our pick for best plastic prostate massager for advanced players goes to the Aneros Progasm. With the highest score in our Moan-O-Meter for its class (see below) users and critics alike love the “triple-action” play it delivers with its rounded, bulbous, angled tip and “tabs” that press on the perineum and an acupressure point below the tailbone.
Aneros Progasm
Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
Critics Consensus
Users and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.”
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The Progasm has a rounded, bulbous head that stimulates the prostate, a tab that massages the perineum and a tab that presses against an accupressure point beneath the tailbone.
For many critics and users, this “triple-action” play creates divine sensations but a significant number of users complain that the tabs are annoying. And because the toy works by clenching your sphincter in rhythmic patterns, there’s a fairly steep learning curve. Almost everyone praised the look and feel of the Progasm, which is molded out of a single piece of body-safe ABS plastic.
Aneros Maximus Trident
Also Great: Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
The Aneros Maximus Trident offers both internal prostate and external perineum stimulation, thanks to the “P” and “K” tabs. The neck of the massager has a moderately-sized, bulbous head angled to stimulate the prostate and a second bulge that helps keep the massager in place.
Some critics argue that the Aneros Maximus Trident’s stiff design makes the toy less flexible than other Aneros models, but others enjoy the “feeling of fullness” the massager offers. Controlled by the sphincter muscles, users tighten and release their muscles to increase or decrease pressure on the prostate. Some users complain that the arms of the toy, which are designed to massage the perineum and apply pressure to your spine (the p-tab and k-tab), are either uncomfortable or have no noticeable effect during play.
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Nexus Excel
Budget Pick: Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
The T-shaped base provides a stable foundation and a steel rolling ball offers external stimulation that feels like you’re being licked, according to critics who reviewed our budget pick winner, the Nexus Excel.
Users control the pressure and penetration using a rocking motion to achieve a hands-free orgasm. Even without batteries or vibration, one user said that “the ergonomic curves nestle themselves perfectly against the rectal wall closest to the prostate.”
About $48. Cheapest prices:
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Nexus Excel
Budget Pick: Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
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Aneros Progasm
Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
About $60. Cheapest prices:
The Aneros Progasm’s Most Outstanding Qualities
Unique “Triple-Action” Play
The Progasm stimulates the prostate with its curved, bulbous head, the perineum with a rounded, ball-shaped P-tab and an acupressure point below the tailbone with a “Kundalini-tab.” Many users and critics hailed the “triple-action” stimulation as nothing less than sensational. Others decry a fairly steep learning curve –the toy is powered by your ability to clench your sphincter in pleasurable patterns–and the need for adapting to strange sensations around the perineum.
As one super reviewer says, “It can take a lot of sessions before you start to get real satisfaction from it. It’s like your anal muscles need to learn what to do and you have to learn where the pleasure is coming from and how to follow it.”
Compelling Design
Molded out of a single piece of body-safe ABS plastic, it has a solid and heavy feel to it. “Amazingly ergonomical,” said one reviewer. Another likened the feel to marble. Others seem to agree that it looks like “something you’d find in a Scandinavian furniture store.”
Many people went out of their way to appreciate the results of designing the toy from one, “flawlessly moulded” piece of plastic–the lack of an undesirable seam that bedevils so many other sex toys.
Special mention must be made of the number of people who praised the elegant packaging.
Holds Lubrication Better
Smooth plastic makes lube last a whole lot longer than toys made out of other materials. Many users noted this benefit (although the flip side is that the toy has a tendency to slip out precisely because it’s so good at retaining the lubrication).
Well-Presented Information
Aneros started out making prostate massagers for medical purposes back in the ‘90s to help treat erectile dysfunction, poor urine flow, prostatitis, and more. So it tends to impart more and better information on how to use its products than its competitors, a benefit noted by many users.
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Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
The “Triple-Action” Play
Rarely have we seen a prostate massager garner so many contradictory reviews. Every strength is accompanied by a related weakness. Yes, the triple-action play is sensational, but only if you’re willing to spend hours on a learning curve. Yes, the tab massaging the perineum feels great, unless you don’t like having your perineum massaged–then it’s annoying. Same for the acupressure point.
Overall, the toy has high ratings but we would be remiss in not communicating a clear streak of dissenting opinions. The consensus seems to be that your enjoyment of the product completely depends on personal preference and a commitment of time to reach the promised land.
The “Bump” On The Base
Users fond of extended wear (leaving the toy inside your rectum as you go about your business) complain that the bump on the base makes it difficult to wear around the house.
The Tabs Around The Base
Some consider the perineum tab comfortable due to its ball shape but others complain that during long use, as the Progasm gets drawn further and further up the anal canal, the ball/tab tends to dig in to the perineum. Top tip: Cushion the ball with a few layers of tissue.
Others complain that the ball/tab slides to one side. A top tip to avoid this: Make sure you don’t put any lubrication on the ball/tab or your perineum–it’ll keep it from sliding.
The tabs can also feel uncomfortable when sitting. As one reviewer eloquently put it, “If I can’t sit without feeling like I’m being cudgeled around my butthole by lilliputian warriors hell bent on ruining my day, then we have a problem.”
Care And Maintenance
We love the way expert critic Mr. Wills House Of Thrills describes how easy it is to clean the Progasm: “You can use hot water and soap, a 10% bleach solution, toy cleaner, a UV chamber and a cold water rinse, leave it laying in the sun for a few months, lasers, the dishwasher, or just shoot it into space where gamma rays will annihilate the bacteria.
In other words, almost anything you do will clean the toy.
Lubricants Safe To Use With This Toy
Safe with all lubricants.
Dimensions
Circumference: 3.75 inches
Insertable Length: 4.5 inches
Length: 5.5 inches
Weight: 0.67 lbs
Height: 8.75
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Aneros Maximus Trident
Also Great: Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
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The Most Outstanding Qualities
Texture
The smooth texture of the Aneros Maximus Trident makes it easily insertable. It’s made of non-porous ABC plastic so it’s hypoallergenic. The massager is white with no seams, making it simple to clean and “it doesn’t cling to any nasty smells,” as one reviewer put it. The Aneros Maximus Trident doesn’t require batteries or charging, so users can enjoy hours of uninterrupted play. Many reviewers praise the massager’s discreet packaging and the box’s magnetic lid.
Triple Stimulation
The Aneros Maximus Trident offers both internal and external stimulation, thanks to its simple yet effective design. The neck’s bulbous shape makes immediate contact with the prostate when inserted and gently massages the p-spot as users clench their sphincter muscles. Many report the technique takes time to master but with enough practice, users can achieve a “hands-free” prostate orgasm. The p-tabs and k-tabs (prostate and kundalini) offer additional external pressure which some users enjoy, while others could do without.
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Stiff Design
Designed to stay in place, the Aneros Maximus Trident is made of a thick, non-porous plastic that some critics describe as being very stiff “without much give.” The P and K tabs on the toy’s arm, meant for external stimulation, “dig uncomfortably into your skin” reports one user echoing many others. But others claim “the rigid plastic actually helps add pressure to the perineum.”
Takes Practice To Use
While the Aneros Maximus Trident is listed as a “beginner to intermediate” toy, it’s actually more on the advanced side as many users complain that it takes a lot of practice and special positioning to achieve an orgasm. Several critics suggest placing a pillow below your butt to help with the angle or use it in the bathtub. Whatever position you choose, users suggest you get relaxed and have plenty of lube (and time) on hand. It takes most people several sessions to achieve a p-spot orgasm but once it happens, one user claims “I have to gag myself with a pillow as to not be audible to my neighbors.”
Dimensions
Tip width: 0.96 inches
Middle width: 1 inch
Stem to perineum: 1.68 inches
Insertable length: 3.5 inches
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Nexus Excel
Budget Pick: Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
About $48. Cheapest prices:
The Most Outstanding Qualities
Dual-Action Stimulation
The Nexus Excel is a prostate massager that also offers external stimulation thanks to the steel rolling ball and its base. One user describes a “licking sensation” as the ball rolls along the perineum. Reviewers suggest being completely relaxed to allow the head of the Nexus Excel to reach the “P-spot sweet spot.” The same user said that tilting your pelvis back and forth allows the ball to lick the perineal area while the shaft pumps against the prostate.
Hands-Free Orgasm
Users of the Nexus Excel credit the T-shaped base of the toy for providing a stable foundation for anal exploration and prostate play — leaving your hands available for penile stimulation or playing with your partner. Even without batteries or vibration, one user said that “the ergonomic curves nestle themselves perfectly against the rectal wall closest to the prostate.” Users control the pressure and penetration using a rocking motion. The different elements in the Excel make a winning recipe for achieving a hands-free orgasm, which one reviewer calls “the holy grail of self-pleasuring.”
Flaws That May Or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Hard Material
In terms of material and feel, critics describe the Nexus Excel as “economy grade.” One reviewer compares the Excel to DiGiorno pizza — “delicious, but not quite delivery.” Most users agree that the texture is more hard plastic and less soft silicone. On the plus side, the Nexus Excel is made of non-porous, medical grade plastic which ensures easy cleaning and safe, healthy play.
Dimensions
Height: 4 inches
Diameter: 1.75 inches
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