Best Non-Vibrating Silicone Prostate Massager For Beginners
UPDATED NOVEMBER 1, 2019
The #1 rated non-vibrating silicone prostate massager for beginners is the Fun Factory Bootie. With its small size, comfy narrow base and an angled head for P-spot hitting action, critics and users alike praised the Bootie for its most important quality– ease of insertion.
Users marveled at the simple but beautiful design (“downright classy”), its wonderful velvety smooth texture (“like a soft kiss on your bum”) and attractive matte finish. Those new to anal play will simply not find a better product. Toss in the low price–around $36–and you have a prostate massager without equal.
Fun Factory Bootie
Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
Critics Consensus
Praised for its brilliant design, portability, soothing texture, and ease of insertion, the Fun Factory Bootie is the highest rated prostate massager for beginner. With a low price point for body-safe silicone, it’s an unbeatable option for those new to prostate play.
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Expert reviewers commented positively on the Bootie’s supple curves, small size (“easy to conceal for travel or hide in your drawers”) and the relatively little give through the shaft, making a smooth entry possible. The Bootie also satisfied aficionados of extended wear–keeping it in as you walk around the house or in public.
While small and unobtrusive, people found its size, as one reviewer memorably put it, “long enough to ensure it doesn’t take a trip up Sigmoid Lane.” With an unheard of low price for body-safe silicone (around $36), it’s a must-buy for beginners.
Aneros Helix Syn Trident
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With its smooth silicon design and velvet touch, the Helix Syn Trident is a comfortable, manageable prostate massager for both beginners and sex toy enthusiasts. Critics credit the small bulbous head and angled, contoured stem for more targeted prostate stimulation. With no vibration or moving parts, pressure from the Helix Syn Trident is controlled using the sphincter muscles, eliminating the need for a power source or charging.
The Helix Syn Trident is an updated version of Aneros’ previous model (the Helix Syn). It maintains the same classic Aneros design but offers a smaller head allowing for more targeted prostate play. Users also enjoy the newly designed perineum tabs which are much “smoother” and provide a steadier, more comfortable amount of pressure, intensifying climax.
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Fun Factory Bootie
Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
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The Fun Factory Bootie’s Most Outstanding Qualities
Unusually Comfortable.
Again and again users and critics alike commented on the Bootie’s comfort factor. It’s un-intimidating size, its flexible neck, satisfyingly squishy head and soft body-safe silicone material all combine to make entry a satisfying pleasure. Velvety soft and flexible, it warms up quickly to your body’s temperature.
This is the perfect prostate massagers for nervous newbies new to anal play. As one user put it, “You couldn’t ask for a better butt buddy.”
Brilliant Design
With a unique base curved to fit easily between your butt cheeks, a rounded head tilted at a slight angle for an ergonomic fit, a velvety soft high grade silicone, and an incredibly vivid purple color, users and critics alike give hail Bootie’s look.
It ain’t just a pretty face as many users noted the design allows for both natural movement and stimulating rocking movements.
It Hits The Spot
Several expert critics (professional sex toy reviewers) noted that the Bootie is firm enough to apply the right amount of pressure on the prostate, without being so firm that it feels uncomfortable. Emmeline Peaches Reviews seemed to capture the consensus: “It’s sometimes hard to strike this balance between flexibility and firmness so I applaud Fun Factory for hitting a complete home run.”
Low Price
At around $36, the Bootie is absolutely the lowest priced, body-safe silicone-based prostate massager on the market.
Notice our emphasis on the words “body-safe.” There are plenty of cheaper silicone products out there but they’re made of dubious materials. We only review products made by manufacturers with a reputation for only using body-safe substances.
Portability
The Bootie’s small size offers the kind of discretion users love–you can put it in your jeans pocket without an outline announcing its presence (though, really, why would you want to?). You can also hide it in a drawer or in your luggage and protect it from the prying eyes of guests and TSA personnel.
No Slippage
Most users felt the elongated base did an excellent job of staying put and did not experience slippage or rotation during even the most strenuous activities.
What Is It Made Of?
Crafted out of non-porous, high grade silicone, this is a body-safe sex toy. Hypo-allergenic, it is latex and Phthalates free.
Care And Maintenance
Because it’s made out of pure silicone, the Bootie can be washed or wiped with antibacterial soap or a light bleach solution. You can even boil it for a few minutes.
Lubricants
Water-based lubricants only.
Flaws But Not Deal Breakers
May not be long enough to reach your prostate
Most users did not complain about the Bootie’s ability to reach the prostate but enough did to warrant a mention. The prostate is, on average, about 3 inches away from your anus. It’s possible that the Bootie can’t adequately massage your prostate if it’s located further in your body.
It can hold odors
This odiferous observation holds true for a lot of silicone massagers. One reviewer said the Bootie “manages to smell like ass the moment you remove it from your body” and another noted, “I’ve tried cleaning this in all of the standard silicone-safe methods (soap & water, toy cleaner, etc.) and the only sure-fire way of getting rid of the smell that I’ve found so far is boiling it in a 10% bleach solution. You might want to bear that in mind since you can’t really take it out and give it a quick wipe when you’re done.”
It’s a lint magnet
Again, this is a feature of many silicone products. One user said, “If your Bootie is dry, then it’s going to attract dust and hair that you never even knew was in your home.”
There is an easy way to avoid lint and dust (for any sex toy product): Put it in a Ziploc bag or a sex toy pouch immediately after cleaning it.
It has a seam
This didn’t bother everyone but many saw the seam as a design flaw. Most agreed it is not visible unless you really look for it, and that while it was easy to feel with your fingers, you could not sense it upon penetration.
Dimensions
Neck diameter: 3/4″
Length: 3″
Insertable length: 2 3/4″
Circumference: 3″
Diameter: 1″
Weight: 0.1 lb
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Aneros Helix Syn Trident
Upgrade Pick: Best Non-Vibrating Silicone Prostate Massager For Beginners
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The Helix Syn Trident’s Outstanding Qualities
Comfortable Use and Prolonged Wear
The Helix Syn Trident’s “small and subtle shapes” are what attracts most users willing to give it a chance. Both critics and reviewers admit to being put-off by the Helix’s small size only to be proven wrong after using the toy. The smooth, silicon material allows for easy insertion and comfortable, prolonged use and wear.
The Helix Syn Trident has no seams, is non-porous, and “virtually indestructible.” Reviewers brag about wearing the Helix Syn Trident for hours at a time, experimenting with different pressure points and intensity using controlled sphincter contractions.
Users describe the initial sensation as a “gentle tickle” that quickly escalates to more obvious, intense pleasure. The smooth, perineum tabs provide “just the right amount of pressure” to intensify the user’s prostate orgasm.
Self-Controlled Play
The Helix Syn Trident puts users in the driver’s seat of their pleasure. Without powered vibration, you’re in complete control of how much pressure is applied to your prostate during play. Using the sphincter muscles and the body’s natural reaction once the Helix Syn Trident is inserted, users can clench and release their muscles to cause a “tickling” sensation on their prostate. The tighter you clench, the more pressure you feel. Using the sphincter muscles, you can slowly build to climax with small, slow tickles or speed things along using harder, more frequent contractions.
Flaws That May or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Small Size
Many users are hesitant to even give the Helix Syn Trident a go because of its small stature. If you want aggressive anal play and a toy that will “pummel your prostate into orgasm,” the Helix Syn Trident is not that toy.
Understanding the purpose of the Helix’s design makes the experience all the more enjoyable. While the small size turns some critics off, it does make for a good beginner toy but only if you’re experienced in controlling your sphincter muscles or willing to put in the time it takes to master the technique.
User-Controlled
While the sphincter-controlled features of the Helix Syn Trident are what users enjoy most, it’s a challenging toy for beginners. Some critics prefer an anal massager that’s bigger in size, curved to make direct contact with the prostate at all times, and one that offers vibration for instant stimulation.
Critics report that for a pleasurable experience using the Helix Syn Trident you need strong sphincter muscles and patience. Most users admit that using the Helix Syn takes plenty of practice but that the build-up to the P-spot orgasm is worth the effort.
Dimensions
Tip width: 1.08”
Mid-range width: .95”
Stem to perineum pressure point: 1.75”
Insertable length: 4”
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