The Best Glass Prostate Massager For Beginners
UPDATED NOVEMBER 1, 2019
Our Moan-O-Meter ranked the Gläs Honey Dripper Anal Slider as the #1 glass prostate massager for beginners. Critics say its smooth glass surface, angled probe, firm grip, and substantial weight make it the perfect toy for both P-spot and G-spot play. Despite some complaints over color accuracy, the toy’s ability to hold temperature (hot or cold) make for some exciting temperature play, a unique feature reserved for glass toys. The Honey Dripper’s glass is hypoallergenic, durable, and easy to clean.
Gläs Honey Dripper Anal Slider
Best Glass Prostate Massager For Beginners
The Honey Dripper Anal Slider has a curved, bulb-shaped tip designed to make contact with the P-spot (or G-spot) and offer an “unrelenting massage.” The other end provides a firm, sturdy grip. Many reviewers love how the smooth glass shaft inserts effortlessly into place, while some critics complain about a smaller size than expected.
Pleased users describe the Honey Dripper as “manageable for a novice — not too long or big,” making it simple to find the right spot on yourself or your partner.
Reviewers love the toy’s ability to hold temperature (hot or cold) and how the glass heats to your own body temperature upon contact.
Critics and users alike praise the Honey Dripper’s hypoallergenic features, making it easy to clean, long-lasting, and compatible with all types of lube.
The Honey Dripper’s Outstanding Qualities
Smooth, Shatter Resistant Glass
The smooth glass texture of the Honey Dripper Anal slider allows for seamless, comfortable insertion. Users credit the curved shape of the bulbous head for unbeatable P-spot and G-spot orgasms. The small, rounded base and hefty weight of the dildo provide a firm grip and constant control over penetration and angle.
When cared for properly, users consider the Honey Dripper an investment “that can last you a lifetime,” since the durable glass is shatter resistant and easy to clean.
Because the glass isn’t porous, you don’t have to worry about “any weird microbes,” which is especially important to users with skin allergies or sensitivities.
The glass also offers unique temperature play that allows you to heat things up in the bedroom — literally. Place the Honey Dripper in warm or cold water prior to use to experience various sensations. The glass also heats to your body temperature upon contact.
P-spot and G-spot Stimulation
Although the Honey Dripper Anal slider is marketed for anal use and P-spot stimulation, many users enjoy experimenting with G-spot stimulation as well. Some women reported using the Honey Dripper on themselves, resulting in a “squirting, dripping, wet-as-can-be mess.”
While some critics frown over the small size, others consider it the perfect glass toy for beginners–both men and women experimenting with anal play for the first time.
Flaws That May or May Not Be Deal Breakers
Not Exactly as Pictured
One of the most common complaints among critics of the Honey Dripper anal slider is that the glass toy isn’t quite as pictured — both in size and color. Several users describe a discoloration between the images and the actual product, but still they find the anal slider “a pretty, iridescent gold.” For those looking for a larger anal toy, keep looking.
While the Honey Dripper Anal Slider’s curved shape and bulbous head offer P-spot and G-spot stimulation, there’s not much else to it in the design department.
Critics complain that the Honey Dripper’s simple design lacks some of the bells and whistles of other dildos in its class. No vibration. No pulsing. Others defend the dildo’s ability to absorb temperature as one of its unique and versatile features. Though simple in design, the Honey Dripper is substantial in weight.
Insertable length: 5.5”
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