• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar

  • Home
  • About
    • About Us
    • Privacy Policy
    • Contact Us
    • Terms and Conditions
  • Best Prostate Massagers For Men
    • Prostate Massager Quiz
    • Top Ten Prostate Massagers of 2019
    • How To Choose A Prostate Massager
    • Best Prostate Massager Overall
    • Best Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Non-Vibrating Silicone Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Glass Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Beginners
      • Best Steel Prostate Massager For Beginners
    • Best Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Non-Vibrating Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Non-Vibrating Silicone Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Glass Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Steel Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
      • Best Plastic Prostate Massager For Advanced Players
  • Where To Buy Adult Toys
  • Sex Advice
    • How to Have Anal Sex
    • How To PREPARE For Anal Sex
    • What To Text A Guy
  • Blog
We are the Rotten Tomatoes of sex toys. We aggregate reviews from hundreds of sites and turn them into recommendation scores.

Best Glass Prostate Massager For Advanced Players

UPDATED NOVEMBER 1, 2019

Dramatically angled with a sensuously tapered bulbous tip on one end and a mid-sized sphere on the opposite end, our pick for Best Glass Prostate Massager For Advanced Players is the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider. Users and expert critics agree it’s the ideal versatile toy: Intermediate or advanced, anal or vaginal, p-spot or g-spot, heated or chilled, big end or small end. 

Perfectly weighted, incredibly smooth, and BIG are the praises sung by users of this anal slider with a “classy feel.”

Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider

Best Glass Prostate Massager For Advanced Players

top prostate toy

 

Critics Consensus

Users and critics alike rave about the gargantuan size, the perfect curvature which allows great control of angle and depth and how effectively it delivers temperature sensations when it’s warmed up or cooled down.

About $22. Cheapest Prices:

Jack & Jill

Too Timid

 

Many reviewers and critics have commented on the “lemon” shaped bulbous end of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider, and almost always fondly. “I’d never fantasised about stuffing a glass lemon in my bum before, but after clapping eyes on this cheeky little citrus I couldn’t wait to get warmed up. I now want to experiment with the rest of the fruit bowl!”

One reviewer noted the difference in size between the smooth shaft and the large head, recommending that “removing it is intense… in a great way.” Heat it up or cool it down, critics and reviewers alike loved the temperature play and multiple sensations enjoyed from this simple, yet beautiful glass anal slider. 

Why did the Pure Indulgence do so well in the Moan-O-Meter charts?  Let’s take a look:

Squirts For Everyone.

The Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider offers versatility for couples, with many reviewers praising it’s vaginal use as highly as its anal play. Indeed, many reviewers identified themselves as women who purchased the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider for the sole purpose of vaginal play and g-spot stimulation. One reviewer recommends “A few thrusts and you’ll be squirting like you never knew you could.”

Curved  For Your Pleasure. 

Nearly all reviewers commented on the perfect curvature of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider (“curved to deliciously hit all your special places”). Not only does the curved design allow this anal slider to easily reach the p-spot or g-spot, but it allows for good control of angle and depth for solo play. One reviewer appreciated the curved design for comfort’s sake: “You don’t have to twist and reach, as you do with a straight toy. 

Heat It Up Or Cool It Down

Into temperature play?  Then this glass anal slider is just what you need for your toy collection.  Petra Pan, a professional sex toy critic, was pleasantly surprised by the range in sensations: “When I slowly pull the entire Gläs Pure Indulgence Glass Anal Dildo out of my bum, it feels warm on the way out. Then pushing it back inside my bum again, the cold glass makes me catch my breath – wow! The alternation of temperature is an immensely arousing feeling!” Other reviewers noted their partners preffered this anal slider “straight from the freezer” or recommended heating it up in a glass of  warm water prior to play.  

It’s BIG

Professional sex toy reviewers were impressed with the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider’s gargantuan size, noting that this is definitely not an anal toy for beginners.  However, with some patience and a lot of lube, those who want to work towards anal play with this glass toy will find it is well worth the effort.

Mousey’s Toy Lab declared the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider her new favorite, appreciating the smooth design:

“After having some bad experiences with glass toys in the past that were textured with large bumps or spirals or such, this was such a refreshing experience. The shape opens up unique play opportunities that other toys might not be so great at.”

The mid-sized sphere on the other end allows for anal play for those not yet ready for the larger end, and many reviewers loved the “full feeling” when using the large head vaginally.  

Cheap!

For less than $30, this anal slider can’t be beat.  One reviewer recommends buying at least two at this low price–”one for some serious usage, the other to tuck away in case of emergency.”  Other similar products sell for nearly twice the cost of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider, but nothing else can compare to the simplicity and hygienic design of this perfectly curved glass anal slider.

Flaws That May Or May Not Be Dealbreakers

The Size Can Be Intimidating.

Nearly all reviewers and critics commented on the size and girth of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider. For example:

“The first time I used it, I couldn’t get all of the large end inside me despite warming up.”

“When I opened it and held it in my hand I realized the true girth of it and instantly thought, no way is that fitting in my ass!”

“This monster ain’t giving my poor ole bum a bit of mercy.” 

In addition to the sheer size of this anal slider, the glass is hard and unyielding, which can add to the intimidation factor.  

However, while many were initially shocked at the size, most found the smaller end to be just what they were looking for or that they were able to workup to enjoying the full potential of the larger end after sometime and gradual stretching. 

Slippery When Wet. 

Critics and reviewers noted that while the curved handle and weighty head of this anal slider had numerous advantages, one disadvantage is how slippery it becomes either from lube use or once the juices are flowing causing it to shift at an inconvenient time. While delayed gratification can be pleasurable, it’s generally more fun when it’s on your terms.

Said one reviewer: “Orgasm denial can be fun, sure, but not when it’s the toy doing it to you.” Thankfully, this obstacle also has a simple solution. Critic Mousey’s Toy Lab noted that the addition of a squishy-jelly cock ring provided just enough grip to prevent unwanted shifting of the anal slider when things get wet-and-wild.  

About $22:

Jack & Jill

Too Timid

Care And Maintenance

The Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider’s glass construction makes it extremely easy to care for and clean. Boil or bleach for total sterilization, or wash with warm soapy water or your favorite toy cleaner. It should be stored carefully, and avoid exposure to abrasive surfaces that could scratch or chip the surface, making it unsafe for continued use.  Because this toy does not come with a storage pouch, purchasing one is recommended.  

Lubricants Safe To Use With This Toy

Any and all lubricants are safe to use with the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider.  

Dimensions

Length: 7″

Insertable Length: 5.5″

Girth: 6.4″ at largest point

Width: 1.9″ at largest point

Facebook
fb-share-icon
Twitter
Tweet
RSS
Follow by Email
PINTEREST
Pin Share

Luscious Playthings 

Upgrade Pick: Best Glass Prostate Massagers for Advanced Players

We don’t have Moan-O-Meter scores for this product because it’s only sold at Etsy, which does not allow reviews for individual products (only for the store selling it). 

We picked Luscious Playthings because many of the expert sex toy reviewers we admire told us that the glass they use to manufacture the products are body-safe and, as you can see, BIG and beautiful!  Here are three large and extra-large beauties you should consider:

 

Medium 24K Gold Vein Textured Glass Dildo With Handle Sex Toy

large prostate toys

 

XL Extra Large Glass Smooth Dildo Sex Toy

xtra large prostate massager

XL Extra Large Glass Fat-Neck Tapered Butt Plug Sex Toy

huge prostate toy glass

We only evaluate sex toys made by reputable manufacturers that use non-porous, body-safe materials.

The Research: How We Rate Products

We aggregate reviews for sex toys the way Rotten Tomatoes aggregates them for movies–by assigning separate scores for critics and users.

The Moan-O-Meter Score For Critics

Represents the aggregated reviews of all professional sex toy critics/bloggers. We looked up and read every blogger who bought or was given a prostate massager and reviewed it on their blog.  We took notes on the common pros and cons and then evaluated each review along the following spectrum:

  • Very Negative
  • Negative
  • Neutral
  • Positive
  • Very Positive

Then we assigned a value to each category and combined all the reviews into one Moan-O-Meter score. Click here to see our statistician’s explanation of how we did it to ensure a fair and statistically valid measurement.

The Moan-O-Meter Score For Users

Represents the aggregated reviews of everyone who bought the product (we only use reviews from verified purchases). We found every online store that carries the product, wrote down the number of reviews, the average rating and then read all the reviews to come up with a synthesis of everyone’s opinion.

From there, our statistician combined the total number of reviews (and their scores) and designed a statistically valid scoring system you can see here.

Why You Should Trust Us

Our mission is to reduce the time it takes for you to make an intelligent purchase.

Online shopping is time-consuming. You can spend days reading through contradictory product reviews and end up being more confused than when you started.

We solve this problem by doing all the research for you. We scour the web to find all the sex toys that are made with body-safe materials. We then analyze thousands of critic and customer reviews using a proprietary algorithm and evaluate all products in terms of popularity, quality, and value. This allows us to score every sex toy based on your personal needs and budgets.

Our editorial process is independent and unbiased. We don’t accept free products from retailers. We don’t accept money for advertising or product mentions. Our recommendations can’t be influenced by advertisers because we don’t actually review sex toys!

We aggregate all the reviews and produce Moan-O-Meter scores out of them. Since our product recommendations rely only on critics and real customer reviews, they are independent and objective.

Our goal is to be your most trusted resource for finding the best sex toys online.

best online sex stores

Benefits of massaging your prostate

How to find your prostate

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

how to massage your prostate

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

How to choose a prostate massager

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

How to use prostate massagers

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

Beginner vs advanced massagers

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

How to clean sex toys

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

Importance of Body-Safe Materials in Sex Toys

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

State of the union on Prostate massagers

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

Difference between prostate‐induced orgasms and penile orgasms.

I am text block. Click edit button to change this text. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Ut elit tellus, luctus nec ullamcorper mattis, pulvinar dapibus leo.

Facebook
fb-share-icon
Twitter
Tweet
RSS
Follow by Email
PINTEREST
Pin Share

Primary Sidebar

Find the massager that best fits your budget, experience level and preferences. 

prostate massager for beginnersBest Prostate Massagers For BEGINNERS

prostate massagers by price
Best Massagers RANKED BY PRICE

The Highest Scoring Prostate Massager in Our Moan-O-Meter  

buying prostate massager online

Where To Buy Prostate Massagers Online

Best Prostate Massager for ADVANCED Players

prostate massager reviewsHow Prostate Massagers Help You Cum More & Shoot Farther

sex toy reviewsCheapest Places To Buy Prostate Massagers Online

Best prostate massager score njoy pure plug 2.0How We Rank Our Prostate Massagers

How To Relax Your Sphincter Enough To Use A Prostate Massager

Recent Posts

  • Gay Book Makes Publishing History
  • Top 20 Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers
  • Best Prostate Massagers Ranked By Price
  • Top 20 Prostate Massagers of 2019
  • What’s The Highest Scoring Prostate Massager in Our Moan-O-Meter?
  • 7 Reasons She Won’t Go Down On You.
  • The Dark Art of Advanced Ghosting
  • 7 Ways To Stop Hating Blowjobs
  • Getting Yourself To Like Giving Head
  • Women And Sexual Dysfunction

We Make Money Off Your Orgasms!

We sometimes make a small commission when you purchase from our affiliate links, which we’ll totally blow on the latest sex toys!


Sign up to get alerted to our next crowd-sourced reviews!

© Copyright 2019-2021 · All Rights Reserved · Powered by TecAdvocates