Best Glass Prostate Massager For Advanced Players

UPDATED NOVEMBER 1, 2019

Dramatically angled with a sensuously tapered bulbous tip on one end and a mid-sized sphere on the opposite end, our pick for Best Glass Prostate Massager For Advanced Players is the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider. Users and expert critics agree it’s the ideal versatile toy: Intermediate or advanced, anal or vaginal, p-spot or g-spot, heated or chilled, big end or small end. 

Perfectly weighted, incredibly smooth, and BIG are the praises sung by users of this anal slider with a “classy feel.”

Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider

Best Glass Prostate Massager For Advanced Players

 

Many reviewers and critics have commented on the “lemon” shaped bulbous end of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider, and almost always fondly. “I’d never fantasised about stuffing a glass lemon in my bum before, but after clapping eyes on this cheeky little citrus I couldn’t wait to get warmed up. I now want to experiment with the rest of the fruit bowl!”

One reviewer noted the difference in size between the smooth shaft and the large head, recommending that “removing it is intense… in a great way.” Heat it up or cool it down, critics and reviewers alike loved the temperature play and multiple sensations enjoyed from this simple, yet beautiful glass anal slider. 

Why did the Pure Indulgence do so well in the Moan-O-Meter charts?  Let’s take a look:

Squirts For Everyone.

The Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider offers versatility for couples, with many reviewers praising it’s vaginal use as highly as its anal play. Indeed, many reviewers identified themselves as women who purchased the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider for the sole purpose of vaginal play and g-spot stimulation. One reviewer recommends “A few thrusts and you’ll be squirting like you never knew you could.”

Curved  For Your Pleasure. 

Nearly all reviewers commented on the perfect curvature of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider (“curved to deliciously hit all your special places”). Not only does the curved design allow this anal slider to easily reach the p-spot or g-spot, but it allows for good control of angle and depth for solo play. One reviewer appreciated the curved design for comfort’s sake: “You don’t have to twist and reach, as you do with a straight toy. 

Heat It Up Or Cool It Down

Into temperature play?  Then this glass anal slider is just what you need for your toy collection.  Petra Pan, a professional sex toy critic, was pleasantly surprised by the range in sensations: “When I slowly pull the entire Gläs Pure Indulgence Glass Anal Dildo out of my bum, it feels warm on the way out. Then pushing it back inside my bum again, the cold glass makes me catch my breath – wow! The alternation of temperature is an immensely arousing feeling!” Other reviewers noted their partners preffered this anal slider “straight from the freezer” or recommended heating it up in a glass of  warm water prior to play.  

It’s BIG

Professional sex toy reviewers were impressed with the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider’s gargantuan size, noting that this is definitely not an anal toy for beginners.  However, with some patience and a lot of lube, those who want to work towards anal play with this glass toy will find it is well worth the effort.

Mousey’s Toy Lab declared the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider her new favorite, appreciating the smooth design:

“After having some bad experiences with glass toys in the past that were textured with large bumps or spirals or such, this was such a refreshing experience. The shape opens up unique play opportunities that other toys might not be so great at.”

The mid-sized sphere on the other end allows for anal play for those not yet ready for the larger end, and many reviewers loved the “full feeling” when using the large head vaginally.  

Cheap!

For less than $30, this anal slider can’t be beat.  One reviewer recommends buying at least two at this low price–”one for some serious usage, the other to tuck away in case of emergency.”  Other similar products sell for nearly twice the cost of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider, but nothing else can compare to the simplicity and hygienic design of this perfectly curved glass anal slider.

Flaws That May Or May Not Be Dealbreakers

The Size Can Be Intimidating.

Nearly all reviewers and critics commented on the size and girth of the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider. For example:

“The first time I used it, I couldn’t get all of the large end inside me despite warming up.”

“When I opened it and held it in my hand I realized the true girth of it and instantly thought, no way is that fitting in my ass!”

“This monster ain’t giving my poor ole bum a bit of mercy.” 

In addition to the sheer size of this anal slider, the glass is hard and unyielding, which can add to the intimidation factor.  

However, while many were initially shocked at the size, most found the smaller end to be just what they were looking for or that they were able to workup to enjoying the full potential of the larger end after sometime and gradual stretching. 

Slippery When Wet. 

Critics and reviewers noted that while the curved handle and weighty head of this anal slider had numerous advantages, one disadvantage is how slippery it becomes either from lube use or once the juices are flowing causing it to shift at an inconvenient time. While delayed gratification can be pleasurable, it’s generally more fun when it’s on your terms.

Said one reviewer: “Orgasm denial can be fun, sure, but not when it’s the toy doing it to you.” Thankfully, this obstacle also has a simple solution. Critic Mousey’s Toy Lab noted that the addition of a squishy-jelly cock ring provided just enough grip to prevent unwanted shifting of the anal slider when things get wet-and-wild.  

About $22:

Jack & Jill

Too Timid

Care And Maintenance

The Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider’s glass construction makes it extremely easy to care for and clean. Boil or bleach for total sterilization, or wash with warm soapy water or your favorite toy cleaner. It should be stored carefully, and avoid exposure to abrasive surfaces that could scratch or chip the surface, making it unsafe for continued use.  Because this toy does not come with a storage pouch, purchasing one is recommended.  

Lubricants Safe To Use With This Toy

Any and all lubricants are safe to use with the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider.  

Dimensions

Length: 7″

Insertable Length: 5.5″

Girth: 6.4″ at largest point

Width: 1.9″ at largest point

Luscious Playthings 

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We don’t have Moan-O-Meter scores for this product because it’s only sold at Etsy, which does not allow reviews for individual products (only for the store selling it). 

We picked Luscious Playthings because many of the expert sex toy reviewers we admire told us that the glass they use to manufacture the products are body-safe and, as you can see, BIG and beautiful!  Here are three large and extra-large beauties you should consider:

 

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XL Extra Large Glass Smooth Dildo Sex Toy

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