100+ Prostate Massager Reviews From Top Sex Bloggers & Critics
We specialize in summarizing reviews from two separate groups of people: critics and civilians who purchase the products.
It’s easy for you to see grouped reviews from people who bought a certain prostate massager. All you have to do is go to a store like timid.com and see what all the users have said.
That’s not true with critics. First you have to identify who they are and then where they are. It’s almost impossible to string different critics together and see what they have to say about any given product.
This is the kind of advantage you get from the movie review site, Rottentomatoes.com. They aggregate multiple critic reviews of the same movie. That way you can see different reactions and get different insights–all in one place.
That kind of customer service is what we aspire to here. Namely, bringing all the prostate massager reviews into one central location so that you can look at them and get a better idea of what critics are saying.
In that spirit we give you a collection of critic reviews for our top 30 prostate massagers.
There are hundreds of massagers out there but we only chose 30 because of our strict criteria: the prostate massager must have been made by a manufacturer that specializes in using body safe materials, the product must have at least one critic or user review, and those reviews, taken together, must average out to be neutral to positive.
Why don’t we publish ratings for prostate massagers that had negative scores? Truth be told, it would be a lot of fun to trash products that are trashed by critics and users but that’s not how we roll. First, it’s mean.
Second, it doesn’t really help you decide what to buy. We only want to show you serious candidates for your wallet so we do not see any point in presenting prostate massagers that don’t make the cut.
Enjoy the list.
Critic Reviews For The Top 30 Prostate Massagers
All Under One Roof
Fun Factory Duke
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Aneros Progasm Jr.
Aneros Eupho Trident
Fun Factory Bootie
Aneros Eupho Syn
Aneros Maximus Trident
Crowned Jewels Marylebone Aluminium C Curve Dildo
Crowned Jewels Shaftsbury Aluminium ‘S’ Curve Dildo
Crowned Jewels Shaftsbury Titanium Dildo
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Aneros Helix Trident
Rocks-Off Wild Boy Intense
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