Top 20 Non-Vibrating Prostate Massagers

#	Prostate Massager	Moan-O-Meter Score	Cheapest Prices:
1			Early2Bed Peepshow Toys
>	Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 Level: Beginner Vibrates: no Made of: Stainless Steel Price: About $100	Critics Consensus Known as the “Rolls Royce of plugs,” this absolutely gorgeous, stainless steel, hand-polished prostate massager is frequently described as a sight for sore eyes and a site for pure pleasure.	Full Review
2			Peepshow Toys
>	Fun Factory Bootie Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $36	Critics Consensus Praised for its brilliant design, portability, soothing texture, and ease of insertion, the Fun Factory Bootie is the highest rated prostate massager for beginner. With a low price point for body-safe silicone, it's an unbeatable option for those new to prostate play.	Full Review
3			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Helix Syn Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $72	Critics Consensus Critics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces.	Full Review
4			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Progasm Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $60	Critics Consensus Users and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.”	Full Review
5			Early2Bed Peepshow Toys
>	Njoy Pfun Plug Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Steel Price: About $95	Critics Consensus The shiny, sleek stainless steel construction of the Njoy Pfun Plug gives the versatility of temperature play, while the perfect curve of the stem, slim base and a tapered, bulbous head guarantees the prostate stimulation you are looking for.	Full Review
6			Early2Bed Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Eupho Syn Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $72	Critics Consensus Critics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces.	Full Review
7			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Progasm Jr. Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $60	Critics Consensus Users and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.”	Full Review
8			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Maximus Trident Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $55	Critics Consensus The Aneros Maximus Trident offers both internal prostate and external perineum stimulation, thanks to the “P” and “K” tabs. The neck of the massager has a moderately-sized, bulbous head angled to stimulate the prostate and a second bulge that helps keep the massager in place.	Full Review
9			Jack & Jill Lovehoney
>	Aneros Helix Trident Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $66	Critics Consensus The Helix Syn Trident is an updated version of Aneros’ previous model (the Helix Syn). It maintains the same classic Aneros design but offers a smaller head allowing for more targeted prostate play. Users praise the newly designed perineum tabs which are much “smoother” and provide a steadier, more comfortable amount of pressure.	Full Review
10			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Tempo Level: Beginners Vibrates: No Made of: Steel Price: About $70	Critics Consensus Known as the “silver spoon” due to its shape and high-grade, polished stainless steel, critics rave about the Tempo’s smooth texture and how easy it is to insert. The stainless steel construction also means users can experiment with temperature play, which may help counteract what one reviewer calls “a shock to the system” when inserting the cold steel.	Full Review
11			Jack & Jill Betty's Toy Box
>	Aneros Peridise Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $20	Critics Consensus Bargain shopper buyers rejoice! You get two toys for the price of one when purchasing the Aneros Peridise. Start with the smaller and then graduate to the larger one. The most commented feature of the Peridise is the way it quivers inside the body once inserted.	Full Review
12			Etsy
>	Crowned Jewels Marylbone Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Aluminum Price: About $85	Critics Consensus Critics crow over this dual-ended beauty thanks to its glossy, shiny silver surface. Offering six undulating globes and a curved shape, the polished material is hypoallergenic, body safe, and ideal for hot or cold temperature play.	Full Review
13			Full Review
>	Nexus Gyro Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $66	Critics Consensus Critics rave about the Nexus Gyro’s girth and solid, heavy design. Made from smooth silicone, the large neck, pointed tip, and globe-shaped handle make it LARGE and in charge–not for anybody but the deeply experienced.	Nexus
214			Etsy
>	Crowned Jewels Shaftsbury Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Aluminum Price: About $76	Critics Consensus Critics describe this massager with adjectives like “Luxury,” “High Art,” and “Distinctly Deluxe.” The smooth ‘S’ shaped curve on one end is perfectly angled for p-spot stimulation perfection, and the three different sized bulbs on the other end provide pleasurable rippling sensations.	Full Review
15			Peepshow Toys Jack & Jill
>	Nexus Excel Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $48	Critics Consensus The T-shaped base provides a stable foundation and a steel rolling ball offers external stimulation that feels like you’re being licked, according to critics. Users control the pressure and penetration using a rocking motion to achieve a hands-free orgasm.	Full Review
16			Too Timid Jack & Jill
>	Gläs Pure Indulgence Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Glass Price: About $22	Critics Consensus Dramatically angled with a sensuously tapered bulbous tip on one end and a mid-sized sphere on the opposite end, users and expert critics agree that the Gläs Pure Indulgence Anal Slider is the ideal versatile toy.	Full Review
17			Jack & Jill Lovehoney
>	Aneros Helix Syn Trident Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $75	Critics Consensus With its smooth silicon design and velvet touch, this is a comfortable, manageable prostate massager for both beginners and sex toy enthusiasts. Critics credit the small bulbous head and angled, contoured stem for more targeted prostate stimulation.	Full Review
18			Etsy
>	Luscious Playthings Curved Handle Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Glass Price: About $102	Critics Consensus This 24k gold-veined dildo has a 3 1/2" handle for better grip and control, allowing more of the piece to be utilized. Adorned with actual 24K gold raised vein texture critics say it looks as good as it feels. Gold is 'fumed' onto the surface of the glass with a torch and then clear veins are sculpted on top of it.	Full Review
19			Jack & Jill
>	Aneros DeVice Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $70	Critics Consensus Critics love the velvety smooth design that needs little to no lube for comfortable insertion. This hands-free device relies solely on the user’s sphincter muscles for stimulation (every time you clench your sphincter the DeVice stimulates your prostate).	Full Review
20			Jack & Jill Too Timid
>	Gläs Honey Dripper Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Glass Price: About $26	Critics Consensus This small, durable, shatter resistant glass massager is beloved for its rounded base and a hefty weight that provides constant control over penetration and angle. And with a $26 price tag, it's pretty much an unbeatable option for beginners.	Full Review

This list should actually be called the Top 20 Highest Scoring Non-vibrating Prostate Massagers. After all, since we don’t actually test prostate massagers it’s a little presumptuous of us to say that anyone product is best.

Of course, we do something a lot better then publish reviews; we SCORE all the prostate massagers (as long as they’re made with body-safe materials).

The only thing we review are the reviews. Much like scientists conduct “meta studies” (studies of studies), we do the same thing with reviews.

Have you ever seen stellar reviews for a product in Sex Toy Store “A” and then seen horrible reviews for the same product in Sex Toy Store “B”?

This is the problem we resolve for you: instead of relying on one platform like Sex Toy Store “A” or “B” we look at ALL platforms to see what users are saying and report back to you.

We aggregate reviews not just from users but from critics all over the web. By critics we mean amateur or professional sex toy reviewers who know a thing or two about sticking things up their ass 🙂

The result?

Scores that are meaningful because they come experts as well as ‘civilians’–from a lot of different sources.

As you go through each of the products listed here you can be confident that you’re looking at products that have critic and user reviews attached to them and that they’re coming from many places, reducing the chances that somebody tried to game the reviews in a particular platform.

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How do you reconcile that? With somebody who looks at all of the reviews and gives voice to the pros and cons so you can decide for yourself.

That’s us! Enjoy!

P.S. What’s the difference between vibrating and non-vibrating prostate massagers? Ahm, one has a motor that vibrates?