Top 20 Prostate Massagers of 2019

The sex toys in our Top 20 Prostate Massagers Of 2019 did not make the list because our staff liked them. Since we do not review sex toys it doesn’t matter what we like.

Instead toys made this list because critics and users think they’re terrific.

How do we know this? Because we aggregate critic and user reviews from across the web and turn them into buying scores.

The beauty of our system is that it completely wipes away personal tastes and biases. It also eliminates the sneaky suspicion you may have that a product made the list because they paid to be on it.

We do not accept advertising, fees for placement or any compensation from manufacturers or retailers to influence the list. While we do make a small bit of commission on purchases made by clicking one of our links, it does not influence our ratings.

We Report. You Decide.

That’s because our ratings are determined by what professional critics and users say about them.

Basically here’s how it works: on the critics side, we look at all the reviews from sex toy reviewers who publish their findings on amateur or professional sex blogs. We rate these reviews on a scale from very negative to very positive and then summarize the pros, the cons and everything in between.

Then our statistician develops a mathematical formula to grade these reviews on a percent scale.

On the consumer side, we painstakingly go through all the online sex toy retailers to see if they have any reviews on their products. We recorded the review scores and the number of reviews while also summarizing the consensus of all the reviews in total.

Because you can’t just average the average of review scores across different retailer sites, our statistician developed a statistically valid way of scoring customer reviews.

The result?

A “crowd-sourced” list of the top 20 prostate massagers.

Booyah!

And to make things easier on you, we also provide links to retailers who carry the products that made our list.

Happy shopping!

#	Prostate Massager	Moan-O-Meter Score	Cheapest Prices:
1			Early2Bed Peepshow Toys
>	Njoy Pure Plug 2.0 Level: Beginner Vibrates: no Made of: Stainless Steel Price: About $100	Critics Consensus Known as the “Rolls Royce of plugs,” this absolutely gorgeous, stainless steel, hand-polished prostate massager is frequently described as a sight for sore eyes and a site for pure pleasure.	Full Review
2			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	LELO Billy Level: Beginner Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicon Price: About $100	Critics Consensus With a perfect curvature for the prostate, 35 vibration intensities delivering different types of orgasmic feelings, this “whisper-quiet” vibrator with a thinner girth for rookies is THE pick for beginners who want a prostate massager that vibrates.	Full Review
3			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Lelo Hugo Level: Advanced Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $215	Critics Consensus The sleek, u-shaped design, the bulbed insertable end and two separate motors that simultaneously massage the prostate and perineum make this massager the advanced favorite among critics and users.	Full Review
4			Peepshow Toys
>	Fun Factory Bootie Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $36	Critics Consensus Praised for its brilliant design, portability, soothing texture, and ease of insertion, the Fun Factory Bootie is the highest rated prostate massager for beginner. With a low price point for body-safe silicone, it's an unbeatable option for those new to prostate play.	Full Review
5			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Helix Syn Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Silicone Price: About $72	Critics Consensus Critics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces.	Full Review
6			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Loki Wave Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $230	Critics Consensus Hailed by critics and users alike for its dual vibrators (one for the prostate, the other for the perineum), this high-end massager sports an unusual feature in the form of a ‘finger’ that isn’t shy about asking you to ‘come hither.' Comes with ten different vibrational settings.	Full Review
7			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Progasm Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $60	Critics Consensus Users and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.”	Full Review
8			Early2Bed Peepshow Toys
>	Njoy Pfun Plug Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Steel Price: About $95	Critics Consensus The shiny, sleek stainless steel construction of the Njoy Pfun Plug gives the versatility of temperature play, while the perfect curve of the stem, slim base and a tapered, bulbous head guarantees the prostate stimulation you are looking for.	Full Review
9			Lovehoney Peepshow Toys
>	Rocks Off Naughty Boy Level: Beginner Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $65	Critics Consensus Praised for being “beginner friendly” by users and critics, Naughty boy is perfect for first time users and people who prefer the slim versions of prostate massagers. It has an easy grip design, rounded head for easy insertion, and a curved design to hit the P-Spot.	Full Review
10			Early2Bed Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Eupho Syn Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $72	Critics Consensus Critics and reviewers alike loved the Aneros Eupho Syn for its ergonomic, lightweight design, surprisingly comfortable insertion, and the intense, hands-free orgasms it produces.	Full Review
11
>	Lelo Bruno Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About HERE	Critics Consensus Luxurious with two powerful motors (one for the prostate, another for the perineum) and 6 vibration settings, this fully submersible massager can take you to ecstasy and back in a single 2-hour charge.	Full Review
12			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Progasm Jr. Level: Beginner Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $60	Critics Consensus Users and critics alike hail the Progasm’s ability to deliver simultaneous stimulation to the prostate, perineum and an acupressure point beneath the tailbone, despite the learning curve and some disappointment in the specially designed “tabs.”	Full Review
13			Peepshow Toys Hustler Hollywood
>	Fun Factory Duke Level: Beginner Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $110	Critics Consensus The appearance of the Duke may be intimidating, but users agree looks are deceiving. Its odd shape and backwards-reaching bulbous head are perfectly positioned to cup most users’ P-spot.Taking a two-tabbed approach to prostate stimulation (prostate and perineum) this massager more than satisfied most reviewers.	Full Review
14			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Tantus P-Spot Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $54	Critics Consensus Not for the faint of heart or those unexperienced in anal play, users describe the Tantus P-spot as “a serious piece of sex hardware.” The silicone shaft has a large bulbous tip that’s curved for prostate stimulation but isn’t tapered like many other anal toys.	Full Review
15
>	Je Joue Nuo Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About $150	Critics Consensus Glowing reviews from users and critics center around the silky-smooth silicone body and powerful, 2-motored approach for endless amounts of vibration-based fun. Critics are crazy about the myriad of options that the Nuo offers you, with the ability to personalize all sorts of rumbly vibrations from either an app on a smartphone or a lookalike pen for more discreet play.	Full Review
16			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Rocks Off O-Boy Level: Beginner Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About HERE	Critics Consensus Sleek, vibrating silicone prostate massager for beginners, it's easily insertable. Reviewers love the slim, flexible, curved shaft, which offers non-intimidating, precise stimulation. The flared base with textured perineum tickler stops unwanted travel and the removeable 7 function bullet vibrator offers a range of vibrations.	Full Review
17			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Maximus Trident Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $55	Critics Consensus The Aneros Maximus Trident offers both internal prostate and external perineum stimulation, thanks to the “P” and “K” tabs. The neck of the massager has a moderately-sized, bulbous head angled to stimulate the prostate and a second bulge that helps keep the massager in place.	Full Review
18			Jack & Jill Lovehoney
>	Aneros Helix Trident Level: Intermediate-Advanced Vibrates: No Made of: Plastic Price: About $66	Critics Consensus The Helix Syn Trident is an updated version of Aneros’ previous model (the Helix Syn). It maintains the same classic Aneros design but offers a smaller head allowing for more targeted prostate play. Users praise the newly designed perineum tabs which are much “smoother” and provide a steadier, more comfortable amount of pressure.	Full Review
19			Jack & Jill
>	Tantus ElectraStim Level: Advanced Vibrates: Yes Made of: Silicone Price: About HERE	Critics Consensus With a dual-channel stimulator that enlivens four quadri-polar contacts with electrosex tingles this advanced massager will focus on stimulation to either side of the shaft or either side of the perineum massager.	Full Review
20			Lovehoney Jack & Jill
>	Aneros Tempo Level: Beginners Vibrates: No Made of: Steel Price: About $70	Critics Consensus Known as the “silver spoon” due to its shape and high-grade, polished stainless steel, critics rave about the Tempo’s smooth texture and how easy it is to insert. The stainless steel construction also means users can experiment with temperature play, which may help counteract what one reviewer calls “a shock to the system” when inserting the cold steel.	Full Review