We Are The Rotten Tomatoes Of Sex Toys

We aggregate critic and user reviews into scores that help you decide what to buy.

Our Critic Score

First, we scour the web looking for the latest sex toy reviews from expert critics (professional sex toy reviewers and sex bloggers).

We read each one and rate them on a scale of very negative to very positive. Then our statistician develops a model that accurately–and fairly–assigns a single Moan-O-Meter  score to each sex toy.

Our Consumer Score

Think of this as “the wisdom of the crowds.”  We check out every online sex toy retailer to see if the product we’re writing about has reviews from verified purchasers.

We write down the number of reviews, the average rating and then read all the reviews to determine what the consensus.

From there, our statistician combines the total number of reviews (and their average scores) into a statistically valid scoring system you can see here.