How To Give A Blow Job 2017-03-14T18:43:57+00:00

How To Give A Good Blow Job

What Stops You From Giving Him Mind-Blowing Oral?

 

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Is This You?

If you’re like most women, you’re giving what I call “Canadian blowjobs.” You know, well meaning but dull. Not just for him, but for you. Many women think that blowjobs are something you do for your partner. While you can get a lot of pleasure out of “giving,” things can go sour if you lose or ignore your own urges and desires.

What Do You Get Out Of It?

Blowjobs are for men, yes? Women are merely the vehicle to deliver them, no? Men receive the pleasure while women give it. It’s like entertaining your in-laws. You don’t do it because you want to; you do it because your partner wants you to. Plus, it’s work! The blowjobs, I mean. Although you could make the same case for the in-laws.

Of course, not every woman dislikes blowjobs (or their in-laws). There are a growing number of women who absolutely love it (you go, girls!). And you’re going to hear from lots of them later. Through my years of writing sex advice columns I can tell you that the majority of women don’t fall into “love it or hate it” camps. I could sum up their feelings in one word: Meh. 

The #1 Secret To Giving Good Head.

Learning techniques is fine—if all you want to be is a skilled worker. But to truly give great head, you have to see it as a critical to your own sexual satisfaction. Once you approach blowjobs with the idea that you are going to get as much or more pleasure than your partner, then you’re ready to apply the STELLAR techniques I’m going to talk about.

I’m not just going to show you the art of getting through giving. I’m going to show you something far more powerful: How to get so turned on by blowjobs that they become necessary for your sexual satisfaction.

Give Him The Kind Of Blowjob That All Other Blowjobs Are Compared To!

Imagine blowjobs turning you on so much that you BEG your partner to do it.  And then being so good at it that he sees you in a completely different light.  You’d become emotionally closer with sky-high levels of intimacy.

I’m going to show you how to give a great blow job–not just the essentials of grip, speed,  and pressure but how to introduce a level of suspense and resolution that will have him gripping the sheets in joyous agony and unstoppable ecstasy.

Your pleasure-mobile just pulled up and it’s going to take you places you’ve only dreamed about. Hop in.

What You’ll Learn In My How To Give The Best Blow Job Guide:

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You’ll Also Learn …

• How To Give A “Selfish Blowjob.” 

The “selfless blowjob”is a no-strings-attached gift to the man. It’s giving without getting and it will eventually end up making you feel used and sexually bored. But in “selfish” blowjobs pleasure is distributed evenly and in many ways, tilted to your favor.

• Get More Pleasure Out Of Giving Head.  

Learn techniques that’ll wow BOTH of you.  This includes:

• How to sniff a body part that will dramatically increase your libido. And no, it’s not his penis! This tip comes from several studies by neuroscientists at the University of California at Berkeley.
• 10 approaches to blowjobs designed to arouse YOU.
• 3 approaches that can get YOU close to orgasm as you give oral.
• The 6 best positions for YOUR comfort.
• Clever ways to get your mouth wetter so that his penis feels sexier inside you.
• Painless ways of getting rid of your gag reflex.
• How to get more pleasure out of uncircumcised guys.
• Special approaches for “unusual” penises—the ones that are curved or pierced.

• Have Him Saying You’re His BEST SEX EVER! 

Learn how to do things that no other woman has done to him.  Includes:

• A French tongue technique that reduces men to tears.
• New twists on the famous “Sloppy diamond,” “W” and “Pointillism” methods.
• 7 delicious ways to stimulate his testicles (like the “cup & coddle”).
• “Suspense & Resolution” techniques that’ll bang him like a gong.
• How to externally stimulate his prostate for more explosive orgasms.
• The 5 must-know techniques for illustrious handjobs.
• A mouth exercise that’ll help you blow him till his kingdom comes.

• The ‘Peacock Technique’.  

Learn the one technique that will make you stand out like peacock among common poultry. It’s a mind-blowing approach that will leave your partner gasping for more, deepen your bonds and provide YOU with unbridled pleasure. 

•  Insights From Dozens Of Women Who Love Giving Oral.

Read informative stories, liberating insights and clever takes from women of all ages and races on how to give the best head. The perfect addition to the author’s gay male point of view.

•  See The 20 Most Beautiful Erect Penises Ever!

Our all-woman editorial team scoured hundreds of websites, picked the top 50 pictures and put them to a vote.  See the finalists by clicking on the link provided and it’ll take you to our website. It will whet your appetite for the meal to come! Enjoy your soup!

•  WATCH The 20 Most Erotic Woman-Centered Blowjob GIFS & Videos.

Learn the best techniques from the finalists in our “most erotic” category. These GIFS and videos (accessed by a link to our website) were specifically chosen because they showcase a woman’s pleasure (not the degrading or humiliating scenes so common in made-for-men porn).  They also show you how to do many of the techniques in the book!

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  • POP HIS CORK!

    Learn techniques that’ll make him think you’re the best sex he’s ever had.

  • LEARN FROM GIFS & VIDEOS

    We’ve put links to our website showing The Top 20 Most Erotic Blowjob Videos You Can Learn From.

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What Can A Gay Sex Expert Teach Women About Blow Jobs?

A LOT!

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Now, slap yourself with that hand and ask for a refund because I don’t want anybody that naive reading my Pulitzer Prize-winning copy. Of course I can teach you a lot, not just because I’m gay, (hello! I don’t just have a penis I like them, too!) but because of what I’ve been doing for the last 12 years–writing sex advice books, columns and even tv shows.

A gay sex advice column called Need Wood? Tips For Getting Timber. That led to a book called, Men Are Pigs But We Love Bacon, and ultimately a co-hosting gig on The Sex Inspectors, a heterosexual TV show that aired on Britain’s Channel 4 and America’s HBO. I got the role because of my answer to the final question on the screen test: “What do you think of women who fake their orgasms?”

“Not much,” I said. “Men can fake whole relationships.”

But enough about me. Let’s talk about you. If you’re like most women, you’re giving what I call “Canadian blowjobs.” You know, well meaning but dull. Not just for him, but for you.

That’s about to stop. Because with this book I’m going to show you how to give the kind of head that’ll give YOU as much satisfaction as it gives him.  Read on!

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What Are The Experts Saying About This Book?

 

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Sex therapist and NY Times best-selling author of She Comes First

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“Ladies, the balls are in your court! With Michael as your penis coach — and a winning strategy that places your pleasure up front and center – you’ve got game and then some.”

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Founder TickleKitty.com and Bestselling Author, Tickle His Pickle

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Alvear beautifully reframes what has generally been considered a “job” into a sexually satisfying activity for women. Filled with laugh-out-loud humor, sharp insights and powerful advice. A great addition to the canon of sex self-help.”

Mama Gena

Founder, School of Womanly Arts

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“In Blow Yourself Away, author Michael Alvear helps women identify their urges, whet their own appetites and then encourage the feminine instinct toward pleasure.  This book is a witty guide to showing women how to enjoy men.”

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“Who better to give sex advice to straight women than a gay man? … Empowers women to think about what pleasuring a man can mean for their own pleasure…most successful when it’s presenting facts and solutions, which provides a nice balance to its cheeky innuendos.”
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Possibly the funniest most insightful “how to give a blow job” guide I’ve ever read–– and I’ve read all of them. Hilarious from beginning to end, the author’s sense of humor alone is worth the price of the book. Oh, yeah, and the advice is spot on!
Susan, 28
If you want to know how to give great head, then this is the only guide you’ll need to buy. It’s narrative is truly original: How women can truly enjoy giving blow jobs without feeling like it’s a, well, “job”. This guide will have your partner saying “good job!” without a hint of irony.
Theresa, 35
I LOVE this book! It has taken my ability to satisfy MYSELF as well as my partner to a whole new level. I was one of those women that didn’t like giving head because it felt yucky and I thought it was a one way street give and no take kind of thing. But this book gave me a total reframe. Now I’m GREAT at giving head and more importantly, I enjoy doing it!
Sue, 47
I swear, this is the Bible of Blowjobs. It isn’t just that the advice is so on point–it’s that the author uses so much humor to make the point. I’ve improved so much that my boyfriend said, “What happened to you!” Yes, I was that bad, but now thanks to this book, I’m now that good.
Victoria, 23

 

Mike, you are such a hoot! I cannot believe how much my blowjob skills have improved from your advice. I went from meek librarian sort to a confident take-charge woman thanks to you. The part I liked best was The Peacock Technique. I thought my partner would end up on the ceiling like Sylvester the cat cartoons–all four claws nailed in! He looks at me like a queen now.
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This is a “best blowjobs” guide that you simply will not be able to put down. First because the insights are so imaginative but also because it’s encased in a fabulous sense of humor that makes every concept go down smoothly. Did you see what I did there? :>) Seriously, this book opened my eyes (and my mouth) to the possibilities of having bjs give ME more pleasure.
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I would never have bought this guide without the 30 day money back guarantee because I have bought so many of these types of books that ended up being lame. But this one delivers in spades! I feel like I should give the author double the money. The pics, gifs and videos ALONE were worth the money.
Leslie, 36
I’ve seen the author on television talk shows and knew I had to get this book after hearing his sense of humor. The advice is stellar but the thing that comes across the most even more than the humor is how much he cares about and respects women. Well done!
Jeannette, 28
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