What makes a beautiful cock? It’s a question for the ages—and a science lab, it turns out. Scientists at the University of Zurich recently published a study in The Journal of Sexual Medicine that asked just that question.
They showed a focus group of over 100 women ages 16-45 a wide range of erect penises (nice work if you can get it!) and asked them to rank the importance of eight penile characteristics ranging from length to pubic hair.
What characteristic came in at #1? Most men would predict SIZE, but they’d be wrong. Actually, they’d be wrong on stilts. In order of importance, this is how women ranked penile characteristics:
- General cosmetic appearance
- Appearance of pubic hair
- Penile skin
- Penile girth
- Shape of glans
- Penile length
- Appearance of scrotum
- Position and shape of meatus (urethra)
There are a couple of things worth noting about these results.
First, women care more about the overall appearance of a penis rather than any one characteristic.
Second, size didn’t even make the top three preferences. And when it did make an appearance at #4 it was an aspect of size that men rarely focus on—girth. A girlfriend perfectly captured this preference over our second, okay, third bottle of wine. “It’s not the length,” she said. “It’s the roundth!”
The “appearance of pubic hair” placed a surprisingly strong second and this provides us with an opportunity to significantly increase your attraction to his penis: Manscaping. We’ll talk more about getting him to trim his pubic hair later, but for now, I want to emphasize why it’s so important to increase your attraction to his penis.
It’s simple: The more you pant for it, the more turned on you’ll be when you’re giving him the best blowjobs. Remember, this book is not just about better techniques to use on him, like how to give an amazing blow job, but about increasing the pleasure you get out of applying them.
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Okay, let’s get back to the definition of a beautiful penis.
Academic studies may reveal preferences in penile characteristics but the question of beauty remains in the eyes of the cock holder.
Personally, I think the definition of a beautiful cock is simple: It hangs off a guy you find beautiful.
You can talk all you want about symmetry, girth, or a well-manicured bed of pubes, a stellar dick on a gross guy means nothing.
The guy attached to it matters the most.
In the next post, we’ll look at the myriad of shapes and sizes that penises come in (see what I did there?). In the meantime, check out the top 13 thrilling penis moments of last year. WOW!
If you missed the last post, read it here.