Cookies and Blowjobs: Life Is Too Short To Save Either One For Later

blowjobs as treatsThe idea that blowjobs should be reserved for something special is yet another attitude from a bygone era that still finds purchase today.

You’ve heard it before (and some of you have actually said something like it):  “It’s Valentine’s Day, I’m going to surprise him with a great blow job.”

It’s like the story of the old man and the cookie.

He was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly notices the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen.

With his last bit of energy, the old man pulls himself out of his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen.

There, the old man’s wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie.

His wife smacks him across the back of his hand, and hisses, “Leave them alone, they’re for your funeral!”  

 

Giving a Good Blow Job

 

My point, and I do have one, is that you shouldn’t “save the great blow jobs” for something special.  If you find yourself thinking like that, STOP. You’re still operating under the antiquated belief that good blow jobs are for his pleasure alone and not yours.

Besides, how good can your blowjobs be if you only do them on special days?  Practice is what separates Meh from MEOW!

Are You Groaning About Groins?

Perhaps the reason you don’t enjoy giving blowjobs is because you think penises are icky. Or maybe the guys you’ve gone down on smelled like swamp ass.

There’s also understandable anxiety about one’s mouth coming in contact with the part of a man’s body that excretes bodily waste. Even if not a drop of his pee enters your mouth, plenty of women can’t tolerate the faint scent of urine and sweat that can build up while his package is tucked into underwear.

 

Featured: Our most popular article on giving a good blowjob.

Unlike ovens, a man’s penis is not self-cleaning, so it’s important to make sure your partner washes his private areas thoroughly before oral sex. This is especially important for uncut guys, as their foreskin retains a natural lubricant known as smegma, which can accumulate and acquire an unappealing odor.

If you’ve had bad experiences with smells and odors, good news!  Your man can cure it with soap and water!  Yes, it’s that easy.

Sometimes you’ve got to draw a line in the sand by punishing bad behavior (“no bjs for you, buddy, until you clean up!”) and rewarding good, clean deeds (“Spread your legs, I’m coming in!”).

The simple truth is that you have to be demanding of your men.

In the next post: do you actually know how a dick works? It may seem obvious, but a little knowledge goes a long way. In the meantime, a little extra advice for men and why you’re not getting bjs (#5, ahem!).

If you missed the last post, read it here.

By | 2016-12-31T03:15:47+00:00 March 5th, 2017|Sex Advice For Women|0 Comments

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